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Joke of the Day
"Which bees produce milk? The boo-bees!"
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"So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don't taste any different."
"Did you hear about the rabbi who had a wallet made out of foreskins? He could rub it and turn it into a suitcase."
"I like my women like I like my coffee sent back for not being hot enough"
"Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"I rang the gym about joining their yoga class. They asked: *""how flexible are you?""*   I said *""I can't make Wednesdays or Thursdays""*."
"#1 pick up line in a gay bar? ""Can I push your stool in""?"
"[shitty joke incoming] A man just woke up from brain surgery... Where he got a brain tumor removed. When the doctor asked if he was okay he said he felt light headed."
"A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition... But it caiman second."
"What makes Rihanna different from other black people Work"