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Joke of the Day

"I Don't like racist jokes... ...because I don't appreciate black humour."

"A hammer and a Nail cost $1.10 The hammer is a dollar more than the nail, how much is does the nail cost?"

"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom. A pick pocket snatches watches."

" What do you think about sex before marriage? Well, as long as it doesn't delay the ceremony..."

"I went up north to drill oil, didn't get payed Turns out, it was all rigged."

"Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed, it ruled"

"What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play? Hamlet."

"What is a Skeletons porn-star name? Mr.Boner *edit I give this partial credit to that guy that sells meth on the street he-he."

"Only true feminists will get this Offended"

"What do they call a virgin down in the south? Faster than her brother!"