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Joke of the Day
"What happens in vegans stays in vegans, unless they eat fiber."
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"what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles"
"hey can I use your bathroom? cashier: only paying customers jesus...ok just give me 9 double whoppers with cheese, a chocolate shake, 2-"
"""Kumail. Kumail. K. U. M. No. M. Just write Jason."" - me right after ordering coffee"
"I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex. he is a small arms dealer."
"What is the first name of Mr Rafone? Mike."
"My Wife was dead and rotting for a week... ..and i thought she was just having her periods."
"What do you call a hard working machine? Juan Deer"
"The main thing I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it's over."
"My girlfriend told me her period was late So I said it's probably stuck in traffic."