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Joke of the Day
"What happens in vegans stays in vegans, unless they eat fiber."
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"What did the Hispanic security guard drink at the airport... Tea Ese."
"Helping a gang of squirrels buy remote control cars against my better judgment."
"How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich? two. One from front and another from behind."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" - neighborhood drunk"
"If you want to know how many hours your mom was in labor with you, tell her you won't be able to come over & visit."
"Well you know what they say You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. -Chef (South Park)"
"If a stranger catches you taking their photo, let them know it's okay by softly saying, ""Don't worry, this is just for me"""
"How do you turn on a female mathematician? You Euler up."
"My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression. I had to put my foot down."