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Joke of the Day
"Just back from that seafood disco. Pulled a mussel!"
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"What is long, hard and full of sperm ? The sock under my bed."
"Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends."
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"How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes? ctrl+v."
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"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade"""
"How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task."
"I saw a sign that said falling rocks So I tried it, and it doesn't."