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Joke of the Day

"I want to start a summer program for kids with A.D.D. I call it ""Concentration Camp"""

"I once had a job circus sizing elephants. The pay was lowsy, but the tips were huge!"

"Everyone was so quick to point out the obvious typo in my ""Meating in the conference room"" email. Then I pelted them with bologna."

"When you add the same thing to both sides of an equation, it remains true. Therefore, since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then 'progress' is the opposite of 'Congress'."

"What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!"

"I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day."

"Why are there so few female politicians? It's hard to put makeup on two faces."

"Where is Wall Street? Between Mexico and the US."

"I slapped a statues arse... I think I hit rock bottom"

"At a family gathering of Rednecks, NEVER say ""come at me bro"""