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Joke of the Day

"I wish there were a way to find hot singles in my area."

"What's on TV? My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ""What's on TV?"" I said, ""Dust."" And then the fight started..."

"My chiropractor told me I have to stop using air quotes when I call him ""doctor."""

"Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball? They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)"

"What do you call it when a prostitute makes paper birds? Whore-igami"

"'Winter Wonderland' is my favourite song about building a snowman that you will potentially have sex with later"

"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia!"

"Jason Bateman origin story: On a field trip to a scientific lab as a teen, he was bitten by a radioactive Jason Bate."

"My scale is broken. It only seems to go up."

"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."