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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a poodle that serves coffee? A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral."
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"A Canadian walks into a bar has a drink, pays his tab, and leaves."
"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I've had it right up to here with them."
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