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Joke of the Day

"What's the fastest liquid on earth? Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it."

"How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch? The big hand touches the little hand."

"My new favorite sex position... Is called the JFK. It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"So I got these shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced it with but I have been tripping all day. s/o to my professor for telling this joke to me today and giving me a good laugh."

"If my life is like a highway, I sure hope it's like an interstate Lots of opportunities to get off"

"When Santa's helpers take pics of themselves is it called an Elfie?"

"Why is camping so exciting? Because it's in tents."

"Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games Your main task is get pass the boss."

"what did the dildo say to the anal bead? you stink."

"People who say ""in and of itself"" are responsible for most of the trouble in the world."