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Joke of the Day
"*hires skywriter Will you take me back if I stop wasting our money on frivolous things?"
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"If you had to choose between your local WNBA team winning the finals and receiving $5..... What would you spend your $5 on?"
"It'd be fun to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off that first mask."
"The International Weavers Union has released a report that membership is at an all-time low. A union spokesperson called the situation a looming crisis."
"How do dating sites in Alabama save money? They link to Ancestry.com"
"If I owned a bar I would pour myself shots all the time, look in the mirror, wink and say ""It's on the house."""
"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave."
"When a redneck divorces his wife She's still legally his sister."
"What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe? A refund. credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)"
"What is the worst piece in undersea chess? The prawn."