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Joke of the Day

"All the gingers I know have pretty good morals... I guess you can't really sell your soul to the devil when you don't have one to begin with."

"What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe? I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard."

"Why didn't the Jewish Boy Scout come home? He went to the wrong camp. Bonus: I'm a Jewish Boy Scout"

"I don't know if ghosts are real but people with bad breath are very real and to me that is far more terrifying"

"Me: Was this product tested on animals? Clerk: Yes. Me: [outraged] I knew it!!!! Clerk: Sir, that's a dog leash."

"Rule of thumb: if the picture you took of someone doesn't look like the pictures they post of themselves, don't tag them!"

"What did every World Series before 2016 and gay bears have in common? No Cubs."

"GF texted me that her ex wants to get her back. So I texted, ""I care for you. Don't do this"". I'm still working on what to reply to my GF."

"I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me."

"A snowman tells another snowman. Snowman 1: Guess what? Snowman 2: What? Snowman 1: You smell like carrots ps. not sure if this joke has been posted before"