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Joke of the Day
"I have an asian friend who always points out the obvious things I call him obvious lee"
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"My ex husbands Voicemail was a trick one where he'd say ""Hello Hello, so you think he'd answered and that's why he's dead."
"Make a customer service representative's day by ending your call with: ""Thank you...you're my only friend in this miserable world."""
"Why did Snoo not check out a library book? Because he had already Reddit."
"""This is the best acid ever. I totally should write some children's books now."" ~ Dr. Seuss"
"Tried belly dancing but ended up looking like an insect about to die."
"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile! Everyone says gasoline because they don't think about it."
"Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !"
"Does ""fear of commitment"" count towards a handicap parking space??"
"Grandma: 'And that's how me and your grandfather chose the colour of toaster in our first home' Me: 'So you haven't seen my scarf?'"