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Joke of the Day
"Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!"
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"Culturally speaking... Having a McDonald's in a WalMart is like finding a cyst in a tumour."
"What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus? He gets out the Bible Belt!"
"Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner? They lost their reservations."
"It cost me $14,000 and took 3 years, but I finally pulled off legally changing my friend's baby's name without him knowing. I LOVE PRANKS!!!"
"The late great artist of the 20th century Yelvis. YOU AIN NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYING ALL THE TIME."
"*flips table* YO WHO CALLED THEM EXPIRATION DATES INSTEAD OF SPOILER ALERTS"
"Pick out a dog at an animal shelter and everything's ok. Pick out a girlfriend at a woman's shelter and everyone loses their mind."
"What's green and eats nuts... Syphilis."
"I'm having trouble discerning my Twitter voice from my professional one. I just said ""What's up, slut?"" to our receptionist. Frigid bitch."