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Joke of the Day
"I thought about starting a business selling halos... ...but the cost of overheads was too high."
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"Did you hear the story about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."
"How do you trace a scatter plot? You give the pencil to Michael J. Fox."
"A proton walks into a bar ... Tells the bartender, ""You don't serve my kind here"". ""Really ?!"", asks the bartender. ""I'm positive""."
"Bosses are like diapers... Always on your ass and normally full of shit"
"I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is ""love"" but it's actually ""floor"" ."
"Last year I ate out alone on Valentine's Day. To avoid embarrassment, I yacked the whole time with a lovely couple the next table over."
"I like my women like I like my pie.... Made by my grandmother."
"What's a Mad Cow's favorite rap song? MOO! Bitch, get out the way... Get out the way... Get out the way."
"I just saw a woman push 5 little kids in a shopping cart out of Walmart. I didn't realize that you could get them in bulk now."