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"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9"
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"There were seven dwarves in a bath feeling happy Happy needed years of intensive therapy and counselling before eventually committing suicide"
"What is Tiger Woods favorite course? The intercourse."
"If it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck, it's a murderer, disguised as a duck."
"Being a stripper is like working at McDonald's.... Covered in oil and questioning your choices after high school."
"If you are anti-abortion... Are you pro youth-in-asia?"
"Texting for beginners: STFU = Shut the fuck up. LOL = Shut the fuck up. LMAO = Shut the fuck up. ROFL = Shut the fuck up."
"The wife came home last night and asked ""Is there anything on tv?"" I said ""yeah,dust!"" And then the fight started."
"So Donald Duck was sent to rehab.. He had a big problem. He was addicted to quack."
"So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod. Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list."