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Joke of the Day

"A guy told me this one in class today.... What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb? A Boston Marathon."

"Honey, I'm pregnant.. Hi Pregnant, I'm dad."

"""Huh?"" - Wonder Woman"

"[NSFW] I'm almost legal and want to discuss sex with my parents but I'm worried how incest will affect our relationship."

"Why should Trump be careful of deporting Mexicans? It could go south so fast."

"What do you call two black cops on motorcycles? Chocolate chips"

"The airline managed to lose the in-laws luggage, but not the in-laws. *sigh*"

"Dog Walking Business Idea: 1. Train every dog to walk another dog. 2. Put the dogs in a dog walking circle. 3. GO TO A MOVIE!"

"People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?"

"I went to a paraplegic fundraiser It was crawling with pussy"