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Joke of the Day

"I would imagine paying your bills at a library in Prague has to be easy. You know, with all of the Czech books and whatnot."

"My wife asked me if I was going to take a shower before we go to some friend's house for the evening like she didn't see me get in the pool."

"You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you."

"Have you heard about corduroy pillowcases? They're making head lines!"

"Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink? Incredible mulk"

"What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called? Swiper no Swiping"

"how did the art student make a million dollar work of art? He started with 2 million."

"Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50 one buck at a time to panhandlers on the street."

"When you're sliding into first.... Inspired by a LeBron James thread from /pics of all things.... What's your favorite?"

"How do two psychiatrists greet each other? ""You are fine, how am I?"""