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Joke of the Day

"6th grade nurse: do you play baseball Me: uhh why Nurse: your right arm is so much stronger than- Me: oh yeah! Yeah I play baseball so much"

"Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough"

"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate pizza before it was cool."

"""There is no 'I' in team!"" Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam."

"My analogies are like vacuums.... They suck."

"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero."

"Whats the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"

"What's Satan's main social media site? Pentagram"

"If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

"how many /r/jokes user does it take to repost a joke? three. one to actually do it, one to complain that it has been done before, and another one to repost the said repost"