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Joke of the Day
"Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter? Because every Rose has its Hawthorne"
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"Rabbits... Rabbits bang like there's no fucking tomorrow."
"Curve Men like women with curves Women like men with class I like classes with curves"
"What's brown, squishy, and something a weak minded baby would eat weed brownies."
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just need to stab it enough times."
"The reward for a job well done is more work."
"A pirate walks into a bar With a ships wheel on his belt. The bartender asks, ""What's the wheel for?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"""
"Why married guys are fat A single guy opens the fridge, sees nothing interesting there; he goes to bed. A married guy goes in the bedroom, sees nothing interesting there; he goes to the fridge."
"Why do riot police get to work early? To beat the crowd"
"What's the difference between an egg and a root? You can beat an egg, but you can't beet a root!"