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Joke of the Day

"I heard Facebook is looking to start a program with insurance companies... It'll be called Friends With Benefits."

"My printer has a drug problem And it just can't stop!"

"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."

"If I could meet any celebrity it might have to be David Schwimmer. In a schwimming pool. Learning how to schwim."

"What's the one phrase gays will be reluctant to say now? ""Shoot it in my mouth"""

"No, really, you should definitely reblog fifty more versions of that ""Keep Calm and Carry On"" poster."

"Let's use this thread to tell Alabamian jokes... They won't be able to read them."

"What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall? A year in prison if there's any justice."

"Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his ""paw."""

"What is the most confusing day in Harlem? Fathers Day!"