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Joke of the Day

"I'm spending valentines day doing math homework. I'm stuck here with an eX, and I'm still trying to figure out whY."

"Why is a baker's dozen 13 instead of 12? In case one dozen come out right."

"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society"

"A Redditor goes on a date."

"Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack!"

"I hate that fucking composer he is such a son of a bach."

"Q: What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? A: Pencil-in."

"I used to be a banker... But then I lost interest."

"Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead."

"I just got a new watch for my ex-wife Seems like a fair trade."