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Joke of the Day

"Stood in very long line today at the DMV behind James Bond renewing his license to kill... shouldn't they have a separate line for that?"

"Excited to pick up ""Anxiety Birds"" tomorrow. It's like ""Angry Birds,"" but Jewish."

"Why is Beyonce always singing about going ""To the left""? Because women have no rights."

"What's the pedophiles favorite holiday? Christmas. Because you can dress up like Santa Claus, and get free lap dances for a whole week."

"My friend eats Dead People but it's okay because he's a Fungi"

"I found my first gray pube the other day. It was in a kebab."

"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"My favorite workout is a mix between a lunge and a crunch, I call it lunch."

"What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath? ...throw a load of dirty laundry in."

"What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range? Router Limits!"