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Joke of the Day

"[Wildebeest being lowered Mission Impossible-style from a helicopter to graze the grasses of Buckingham Palace]"

"My wife has a colostomy I get a little action on the side"

"What if you had an eye in your asshole? Imagine all the shit you would see..."

"This girl reckons she met me at the vegetarian club But I've never met herbivore."

"Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster."

"I am proud to endorse podiums That's a product I can stand behind"

"What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can."

"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."

"wonder why's theres a pizza laying here in the middle of the woods *eats it* *dies 82 years later* dammit it was a trap"

"My town is holding their annual incest competition. I entered my sister."