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Joke of the Day

"Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland? Cause North and South Poles repel each other ..."

"Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road? because it did."

"What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair? A Hun knee comb."

"What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner? Unlimited twerky"

"My mate said the drink I bought him tasted funny. It was a cheap shot."

"""I'M A DOG!"" ""I'M A DOG TOO!"" ""WE'RE DOGS!"" - dogs"

"#Itssocoldthat..A streaker froze in mid-streak! The town council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring"

"The best 5 seconds of my life are when I wake up and have no idea I'm a human or have responsibilities."

"What's the difference between God and a medical school graduate? God doesn't think he's a doctor."

"make it happen."""