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Joke of the Day
"Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house? Because he is an ex-Terminator."
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"What do you call a hippie that can't cook? Burning ham!"
"""Boob"" The word ""Boob"" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!"
"There's no ""u"" in narcissist"
"A magician was walking down the street then he turned into a grocery store."
"Guy talking to a girl Guy: I have a joke about my penis. Ah... forget get, it's too long. Girl: I have a joke about my vagina. You won't get it."
"Why did God give the seagulls wings? To beat the French to the garbage"
"What's long, hard, goes in a vagina, out of a vagina, and leaves a whore feeling good about herself? An abortion hook."
"My coworker was like ""I love kids! Can't finish a whole one by myself though hahaha!"" And I was just like wow I could easily eat like 5."
"I love rock and roll so put another dime in the juke box baby... then add ninety more cents to play one song."