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Joke of the Day

"When someone tells me, ""Great question."" I never hear their answer because I'm busy congratulating myself for asking such a great question."

"What do you call a butthurt white guy? A salty cracker."

"What did your mom's leg say to her other leg? Nothing; they've never met."

"*whispers to dog wearing a 'working dog, do not pet' vest* psst what time does your shift end?"

"Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?"

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [corrected] NSFW [deleted]"

"What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume? Robbin Hood"

"A man visits his psychiatrist wearing only cellophane wrapped around his body The psychiatrist says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""

"Did you hear about the guy who went to Halloween with a potato in his pants? He went as a dictator."

"There's no way smoking meth is as addictive or stressful as watching Breaking Bad."