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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through an alley last night? One was a salted."
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"God: ok u can make one human that's it Satan: how do u feel about toupees & the name Donald"
"If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard."
"I like my women like I like my flyers. Passed out"
"The next President of the United States. The joke is in the title , but it makes me cry."
"Ughh so pissed off. My mail order bride is pretending she doesn't speak english just so she doesn't have to wear the jester outfit again."
"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"
"Dad owl: I'm dying so I need you to look after things. I'm going to give you- Son owl: Don't say it Dad: Power of a tawny Son: [turns head]"
"What do all my friends and my dad have in common? i didnt have either growing up"
"No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers."