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Joke of the Day

"amazing how folks can pinpoint the subtle floral undertones in a glass of wine while i'm like ""yo, is there mustard on this grilled cheese?"""

"When a man falls overboard, they say, ""Man overboard!"". What do they say when a woman falls over? ""FULL SPEED AHEAD!"" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8_TlOsV_w#t=82"

"Fat girls just want to have Funyuns."

"I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world."

"I asked my gynecologist what the medical term for queefing is... Twatulence."

"I've spent the last hour masturbating on the couch. This psychiatrist seems to be taking a lot of notes."

"Marriage is like fruit Honeydew this, Honeydew that..."

"what did internet man say to other internet mam ""dank meme"""

"Not everyone understands my laundry method. It's simple. If it's clean, it's on the floor. If it's dirty, it's on the floor over there."

"Imagine a guy named Kyle walking into Starbucks. You're a racist."