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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting? He got fired."
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"When god gives you AIDS... Make Lemon AIDS!!!"
"A cop pulls an illegal immigrant over near the US-Mexico border and asks ""Papers?"" The immigrant responds ""Scissors"" and drives away"
"What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks? Nice to meet you both."
"My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale... I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest."
"Beltway Holdups"
"There were rumours about someone who gassed a total of 6 million cows In other news, the government was finally able to meet the demand of Anne Frankfurters"
"Why are sea sponges good at statistics? They understand coralations!"
"My new year's resolution is to stop using spray deodorant. Roll on 2015!"
"What goes ""Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech""? A blonde at a flashing red light."