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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces? Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now."
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"It's going to be a cold day today in Motown...... Three Degrees, Four Tops."
"I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. "
"I went to an HIV counseling meeting... ... They are a very positive group."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."
"Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? A: They went on stroke."
"What do you call a chicken going to the moon? Apollo 11"
"Tooth sale Two buck teeth for 1$ buck"
"What does a Chinese cow say? [Governess](https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)"
"Why do zombies all have such shitty clothes?! It's like you JUST died, how did you mess up your shirt that bad"