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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces? Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now."
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"A tourist tried to visit a nudist beach only to discover it was blocked off. He asked the local lisping lifeguard of the beach, ""You open?"" The lifeguard responded, ""Sorry, we're clothed."""
"You should never criticize a Muslim... until you've walked a mile in their suicide vest."
"If ISIS is destroyed... ... Will they be known as WASWAS?"
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"What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel."
"This coffee tastes like a Kenny G album."
"I don't have a high opinion about myself when I play PC games... It's my low self on Steam."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say Hello from the other side."
"Why your mom never took you to the zoo They wouldn't allow you to leave"