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Joke of the Day
"I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. "
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"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living."
"How do you know if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick would taste like blood"
"Pieces of cooked meat have been found on mount Everest recently... The steaks have never been higher."
"Who is this Rorschach guy?? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"If a pilot can't get it up during takeoff Is it called projectile dysfunction?"
"The Egg Race Who came in first? The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second? The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last? That would be the baked egg."
"A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked ""how high are you?"" The man replied ""no officer, its hi how are you"""
"Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower? Because of the towel ban"
"*watches an extremely cute guy flirt with an equally cute girl at the gym from the floor above like an old witch on a mountain*"