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Joke of the Day
"A good way to let the audience know a character doesn't ""play by the rules"" is to name her Kat."
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"""DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR?"" I step forward boldly. ""I know OF it."""
"Why did the turkey cross the road Her didn't want to end up near the sides. PS, happy thanksgiving"
"There should be a self-destruct button for when someone catches you taking a picture of yourself."
"A creepy man is dragging a little girl into the woods. \- ""I'm scared, I'm scared!!"" she's crying. \- ""Stop crying. You think it's easy for me, ha?! The way back I'll have to do by myself."""
"My business card is just a moist slice of cantaloupe."
"What's worse than being raped by your dad's penis? Also being forced to fill his Viagra prescription."
"My kleptomania is getting worse I even stole this joke"
"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."
"The rulers of the US, Russia, and China walk into a random bar in Latin America What do the locals call them? El negro, el gringo y el chino."