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Joke of the Day

"A creepy man is dragging a little girl into the woods. \- ""I'm scared, I'm scared!!"" she's crying. \- ""Stop crying. You think it's easy for me, ha?! The way back I'll have to do by myself."""

"When Chuck Norris finishes a joke ... It's called a roundhouse kick line."

"What's the holiest, French color? Sacred blue!"

"Why don't bears wear boots? Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet."

"What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !"

"Mirror mirror on the wall. Forget the fairest. Who would you fuck?"

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid."

"i didn't get your text because i'm lying"

"Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign? He caught her in a 4-way"

"im a proud member of an elitist clique which spawned from the entenmann's bakery product support forums back in the early '00s"