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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her."
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"Girl asks a guy... How big he thinks her boobs are, he replies, ""looks like im gonna have to do an inbreastigation!"""
"how do you know if an asian man robbed your house your homeworks done, your computers upgraded, and 3 hours later hes still trying to back out the driveway."
"I saw three sapiens washing each the other day No homo"
"Goodnight Moon. Goodnight crazy guy in my tree with binoculars."
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"My friends all say I'm extremely condescending... ...that means I talk down to people."
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"Personally, I don't find swearing offensive. I think it adds character & emphasis to a conversation. I do find, backstabbing, lying, cheating and screwing people over offensive, but not swearing."