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Joke of the Day

"Britney Spears and WILL.A.AM go to use the toilet... Test... Mods plz delete omg"

"When I die, I'd like the word Humble' to be written. .......on my statue."

"Two things I learned from online dating geography and disappointment"

"Putting Your exam results on the window of your car So you can park in disabled spots."

"The best part about dating a homeless girl You can drop her off anywhere."

"NORTH CAROLINA:We believe in family values. ME:Like Disney movies? NC:Exactly. ME:Like Mulan, where a cross dresser saves China? NC:..."

"How to turn your dishwasher into a snowblower. Hand her a shovel!"

"I'm a kleptomaniac It's ok though, I'm taking something for it"

"My thesis just came back with ""Appendix?"" scrawled on it. Seems a little forward but I thought: sure, why not?."

"*leaves the kids w/ a new babysitter *calls to check on the sitter"