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Joke of the Day

"Putting Your exam results on the window of your car So you can park in disabled spots."

"I masturbate with soap... Just thought I'd come clean."

"There were two old men... That were sitting on their porch, when a dog comes up and starts licking his dick. One old man said, ""I wish I could do that "" Then the other said, ""that dog would bite you."""

"Just saw a homeless guy yelling at his shadow. You know what that means right? SIX MORE WEEKS OF RECESSION!"

"I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens."

"I once saw a midget goalie play 10 consecutive games in a row. After the games I asked if he was sore, and he said ""I'm a little tender""."

"How are a frying pan and a beautiful woman similar? You have to get them both hot before you put the meat in."

"What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday? A SURprise party!!"

"Femenist Social studies... Why did the femenist fail her social studies class? She didn't wanna learn his story...."

"What's the worst thing about kidnapping and raping a young child to death in a dark alley? Getting blood all over your clown suit"