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Joke of the Day
"When I die, I'd like the word Humble' to be written. .......on my statue."
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"i saw this homeless guy talking to himself and i was like, ""who is he talking to?"" then i thought ""who am I talking to?"""
"Well, Jesus, now all Samsung's competitors have to say is ""we won't blow up in your pocket and set you ablaze!"""
"Lois Lane unexpectedly comes to visit Clark Kent but he can't find his glasses so he has to stick his face in a pie like Mrs. Doubtfire."
"What did the fertilizer say to the grass? I'm the shit."
"Why are wedding dresses white? It's the most popular colour of home appliances, washing machines, dishwashers,........"
"My girlfriend has a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean."
"Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?"
"What's black and doesn't work? [Very NSFW] Bryce Williams' sense of perspective."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid 200 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."