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Joke of the Day

"Poem flipped around Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy. He got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name was randy"

"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."

"The main problem with gay marriage is when two men hold the knife to cut the cake they will be too strong and cut through the plate & table."

"Before an army officer can get married, they need to know the rules of engagement."

"Whats better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ..."

"Pointed out my kids real dad to them at the car wash today. None of us are sure if I'm kidding."

"If I were gonna give advice about how to survive leaving your phone at home, it would be this: stare at something else. I chose a weird baby"

"A man walks into a bar and says, ""David Foster Wallace was not the greatest writer to ever live."" ."

"So 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister."

"Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer."