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Joke of the Day
"Anybody Home? Yes, I am alone come in (house wife) Husband: WTF! (who came early from the office)"
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"I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts It looked like a gross meal"
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"Are spambots as flirty with everyone else or do I actually have a legitimate shot?"
"Did you hear about the Mexican that was shot on the golf course? There was a hole in Juan."
"Q: Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? A: It had no point."
"What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast? Head Russian..."
"I used to see people alone at restaurants and feel bad for them. Now I'm with a screaming two year old wondering, ""Who is that solo genius?"""
"Why does a one legged man make a terrible therapist? Because he has less understanding."