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Joke of the Day
"We should move to a herb based fuel economy We can finally make the trains run on thyme."
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"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pac-man. For 25 cents she would swallow balls until she died."
"Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony? When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had ""To NY"" on their hats."
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it."
"When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what? We do."
"Why did the Blonde go to a Phone Repairman to get her anus bleached? Because she needed help changing her ring tone."
"Fun prank. Tell your bf you're getting your hair done. Leave. Don't get your hair done. When you come back & he says it looks great stab him"
"If I worked for the tribune... ... do you think I'd make the papers?"
"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women With cream in her"
"A group of guys with ponytails is called a flock of Steven Seagulls"