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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between peanut-butter and jam ? You can't peanut-butter it into her ass !"
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"My work ethic could best be described as ""procrastinate as much as possible then frantically scream OH FUCK right before the deadline."""
"If cars where fueled by bullshit most of your tanks would always be full."
"First time sex. I would tell you but the joke would finish to fast."
"Book that helped Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"""
"Why did the gay pride movement use the rainbow as a symbol? Have you ever seen a straight rainbow?"
"Eschew pretentious poses. The boy who farted laughing gas, eschewed pretentious poses. He thought those who called him vulgar, had boogers in their noses."
"Never end a sentence with a preposition For example: The boy had no one to play a preposition. Wait... I think I gave two examples above."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !"
"They call Japan the ""Land of the Rising Sun"". Is that why they look like they're squinting all the time?"