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Joke of the Day
"If cars where fueled by bullshit most of your tanks would always be full."
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"What does a DrugLord and a TimeLord have in common... They both have two hearts, but one keeps his spare in a cooler."
"If the FBI want to get into an iPhone w/o users permission, they should ask someone who's done it before, like U2"
"LPT: How to tie an extremely difficult knot Just put it in your pocket. Works like a charm with my headphones every time."
"They say puns are bad to bring up during gay sex... Butt fuck that."
"Your mama is sooooo. . . fat. Then when she comes over she blocks the Wi-fi signal."
"Two Shitty Jokes What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."
"What's another word for a penis potato? A dictator"
"My wife wants to lose some weight,so she is doing a lot of horse riding. and,what are the results? for one week horse lost 20 pounds."
"Why doesn't Oprah Winfrey have sex with her husband? She doesn't have a husband."