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Joke of the Day
"Being human is OK, but I wish there were alternatives."
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"What do you call a Satanist dancer? A ba'al-erina."
"If your woman is always reminding you of how other many guys want her and you are lucky she is still with you, dump that ho. Let those wolves have her."
"Why the chicken cross the road? To look for his cock."
"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."
"If I had a dollar every time a girl hit on me... I would still be poor"
"TIL there are a lot of #1 rules for being a prostitute"
"What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad? No telemarketers."
"I've just been to a concert starring the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra. Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."
"I got breast removal surgery... Sorry I had to get that of my chest"