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Joke of the Day
"Which actor is best suited for a programmer role? Dev Patel."
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"[First date] Me: So, I've been married for 12 years - Him: You're married?? Me: Is that a problem?"
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!"
"Yo mamma so dumb..... That she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side."
"I had an ambivalent girlfriend once, but I had to dump her. I found out she was addicted to Meh."
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"Why would Louis and Clark adore living in todays age? Because the difficulty in finding the North-West passage significantly declined once we discovered it was Kim Kardashian's vagina."
"How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany? ""InterNEIN"""
"Woke up late, so I put Red Bull in the coffee machine instead of water. Got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my fucking car!"
"What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot? Stop laughing and reload."