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Joke of the Day
"Patron: Waiter why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies."
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"A male frog calls a medium line and he is told he'll meet a beautiful lady frog. ""Will it happen at a ball?"" he asks. ""no , in a biology class"""
"How do you make a dog go meow? Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!"
"So the other day my friend asked me if living in Switzerland had any benefits... I responded: ""Well, the flag's a big plus.""^I'll^see^myself^out."
"Just saw a rainbow.........great now the sky is gay"
"Why can't they teach drivers ed on the same day as sex ed in Egypt? Wears out the camel."
"It's impossible to lick your elbow. You never let me. Please. I want this."
"What do you call a worthless priest? holy shit."
"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced A buccaneer"
"What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away!"