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Joke of the Day

"What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit? He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit."

"""If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son."" --Jay-Z consoling his son who just started menstruating."

"What type of bonds deals with the bad guys? James"

"Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting.."

"Why do tampons find it so hard to make friends? They're all stuck-up cunts."

"A Muslim walks into a bar. No one survived the blast."

"Why are cows always broke? The farmers milk them dry."

"I can't cook with spices right now... ...I just don't have the thyme."

"What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !"

"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes"