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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Trump's import tax assessment? It's tariff-eyeing"
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"You know Toothpaste was invented in Alabama? Anywhere else and it would have been called Teethpaste!"
"""He died doing what he loved..."" I'm not dead ""Interrupting my jokes"""
"WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake."
"weekend plans: -solitude -cheese"
"Did you hear about the deformed linebacker? He had 4 sacks."
"A guy went to the doctor for his annual physical... Doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating."" Man says, ""but why doc!?"" Doctor says, ""Because I'm trying to give you an examination."""
"I've been looking for the lid for this Tupperware container and somehow I'm now three weeks late for work."
"What's the difference between Texas and Russia? One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold."
"What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !"