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Joke of the Day

"A guy went to the doctor for his annual physical... Doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating."" Man says, ""but why doc!?"" Doctor says, ""Because I'm trying to give you an examination."""

"I like my coffee like I like my woman... No pubic hair."

"What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering."

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom."

"A man sent ten puns to his friends, hoping at least one would make them laugh No pun in ten did."

"What's the official sports drink of the KKK? White Power-ade"

"Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course I've had this cold in my head for two days !"

"Me: can remember the lyrics to 898989 different songs. Me: forgets what i had for dinner yesterday"

"Showed up late for work and blamed it on rush hour. Showed up late again the next day and blamed it on rush hour 2."

"What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist! ... I made this one up last night but I'm sure someone has thought of it before."