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Joke of the Day

"Best of just for laughs Best of just for laughs...New Funny Videos & Funny Pranks !! #Funnyvideos #Funniest #Bestfails http://onlinebits.in/index.php?page=videogallery&cat=7&id=224"

"Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?"

"I don't have a dirty mind... I have a sexy imagination!"

"The trouble with quotes on the internet. ""The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine."" - Abraham Lincoln."

"Batman Acting Application A actor walks into the interview. The interviewer asked him questions.""So far you are the perfect person for the job. Last question,are your parents alive?"""

"Snake and the lizard Did you hear about the snake and lizard? Turns out they moved. Yeah, they scored an upscale apartment."

"ME: So are you gonna put it in me or what NURSE: Sir it's a blood draw please stop saying that"

"The Nintendo 64 turned 18 today Now you can legally blow the cartridges."

"To any redditors who abuse, or have abused drugs... violence is not the answer."

"I like my pork butts like I like my women Slathered in BBQ sauce, stuffed in a pot, and then cut up when the lid doesn't fit right."