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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !"
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"Your mother ...is so big that when she was born the doctor broke a bottle of champagne over her head."
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot"
"what kind of sunglasses doe Janay Rice wear? Ray-Bans!"
"They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines."
"I just swallowed my record player's needle and nothing's happened to me, nothing's happened to me, nothing's happened to me, nothing's happe"
"What's orange and can't climb a tree? Donald Trump."
"What's Lorde's favourite band? Yeah Yeah Yeahs"
"A million dollar idea: Diapers for birds."
"""Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? "" ""No sir I always walk this way"""