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Joke of the Day

"What do you mean I can't change the past? *logs on to Wikipedia*"

"For a guy that could change water into wine, I'm surprised Jesus only got hammered once."

"Cats will be the hardest zombies to kill, with their -9 lives and all."

"I'm glad the guy who came up with ""No means no"" didn't do the whole dictionary"

"What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now? A black berry."

"Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions."

"I like my women like I like my coffee From that cheap place down on the corner."

"My girlfriend thought she caught me cheating on her... I was like, ""No baby, I ain't cheating on you, that's just my wife!"""

"Want to hear a joke about a jump rope? Nah let's just skip it."

"Have you ever played the game of pocket tennis? ..it's when you like keeping your hands in your pocket, when you have holes in them and you're not wearing any underwear."